AYANEO Air Plus
AYANEO
10/10 • Intel: $600 - $750
Where To Buy Console DetailsSquirrel Stapler
2023 •Nintendo Switch
Game Details
Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror. A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again. But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"
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AYANEO Next 2
AYANEO
10/10 • $1799 - $3499
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AYANEO
AYANEO
9/10 • $699 (Indiegogo early bird)
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Compatible Retro Handhelds
These handhelds can play this game on at least one matching system at a B grade or better.
AYANEO Air Plus
AYANEO
Intel: $600 - $750 AMD: $550 - $700 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO Next 2
AYANEO
$1799 - $3499 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO
AYANEO
$699 (Indiegogo early bird) $789 (512 GB) $869 (1 TB) $47 (Dock) — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AOKZOE A2
AOKZOE (One Netbook spinoff)
$599 - $1199 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO 3
AYANEO
$699 - $2099 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO Flip KB
AYANEO
$699 - $1439 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO Geek 1S
AYANEO
$699 - $1399 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO Slide / Antech Core HS
AYANEO
$699 - $1599 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO Flip DS
AYANEO
$739 - $1479 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AOKZOE A1 PRO
AOKZOE (One Netbook spinoff)
$799 - $1159 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO Air 1S
AYANEO
$799 - $1259 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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Flip 1S DS
AYANEO
$799 - $1759 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO 2S
AYANEO
$949 - $1999 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO Kun
AYANEO
$999 - $1949 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AOKZOE A1X
AOKZOE (One Netbook spinoff)
$1059 - $1399 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AOKZOE A1
AOKZOE (One Netbook spinoff)
16GB+512GB: $899 / $1099 16GB+1TB: $999 / $1199 16GB+2TB: $1150 / $1350 32GB+2TB: $1299 / $1499 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO 2
AYANEO
$749 - $1549 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO Air Plus AMD 6800U
AYANEO
$890 - $1400 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO Next
AYANEO
16GB/1TB: $1265 launch, $1315 retail 16GB/2TB: $1365 launch, $1465 retail 32GB/2TB: $1465 launch, $1565 retail — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO Air Pro
AYANEO
512 GB Air Pro: $899 (Early bird) / $999 1 TB Air Pro: $999 (Early bird) / $1099 2 TB Air Pro: $1299 (Early bird) / $1399 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO Air
AYANEO
128 GB Air Youth: $499 (Early bird) / $549 256 GB Air: $569 (Early bird) / $629 512 GB Air: $599 (Early bird) / $649 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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GPD Win 3
GamePad Digital
$799 (i5-1135G7) $899 (i7-1165G7) $58 (Dock) — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO Pro (Retro Power)
AYANEO
$1,315 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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AYANEO Next Lite
AYANEO
4500U+16GB+128GB: $299 4500U+16GB+512GB: $349 4800U+16GB+512GB: $399 — maker's price, ships from outside the EU
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